the depths of the cupboardrating:
I have a narrow cupboard on the wall next to the cooker, in which I keep various oils, vinegars, ketchups and so forth. In a mad fit I decided to go through it today, to make some space.
the record for something past its sell by date in this house is now held by a bottle of Waitrose teryaki sauce, which bore a label stating "best before Jan 1999".
it still smells fine, mind you!